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Sotheby’s is auctioning off a copy of the Magna Carta. The Magna Carta. Commonly seen as the most important document ever created, and most certainly is to anyone from a country of British descent. It’s what gave us the right to, you know, not be imprisoned without doing anything wrong. For sale. One world-changing document. [...]

There needs to be a certification process for eco-friendly families. Al Gore tells me the planet is dying, so he needs to follow that up with an objective standard of when I’m doing enough to save it. The Barker clan is a family of five. I think we’re reasonably eco-friendly. We recycle everything All the [...]