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Black Marks on Wood Pulp

a THING FULL OF THOUGHTS by COREY VILHAUER,
A GUY who likes WORDS and the WEB and PHOTOGRAPHY and HIS KIDS.

Month: February, 2006

Debbie Gibson Wouldn’t Even Dream This

I’m officially losing it. Last night, I had a dream that Corey and I were hanging out with Steve Nash and Kevin Garnett. And, to make matters worse, each time I would speak, a small piece of spit would fly out of my mouth. However, Steve was nice enough to pretend not to notice. Yes, [...]

Screenwriting (pt 1)

For those of you who know me, and if you are reading this and your last name isn’t Vilhauer you probably don’t, I am attempting to break into the fine world of film making by creating a script or two.  My “formal” education comes from the fine Film Studies program at St. Cloud State University.  [...]

Indiana Jones and the Last (we mean it!) Movie

Hello? It’s been a bit quiet at the Misc.Asst. factory lately, but we do have a few new contributors who, hopefully, will actually contribute. Myself, well, I’ve been holding off. But I cannot any longer. I’ve got important random things to post about. Wait. No I don’t. Except for one thing. Indiana Jones and the [...]

But how will I cut my hotdogs from now on?

If like me, you’re tired of chopping your fingers off while trying to build that custom rocking chair with your traditional, unsafe table saw then feast your eyes on what could save your remaining phalanges. The SawStop: The SawStop is pretty amazing when you think about it. Just watching the videos you’d swear it was [...]

Jesse “Campy”

This will be my last post for a few days – I’ve been a little more prolific than I’d first expected, but there’s just so much random (or, miscellaneous, you could say) stuff that comes up in my life that doesn’t have much use on BMOWP that I needed to put it somewhere. I don’t [...]

Babe, you’ve been ousted

Anyone who knows me, knows that my movie of choice when my nose is runny and my body is achy is Babe. Yes, Babe, the movie about a pig raised by sheepdogs who learns to herd sheep and learns his place in the world. Farmer Hogget won Babe at the county fair by guessing his [...]